was asked to post it again

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher :::

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null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y

I have a penchant for deliberately mispronounced words. IDK why.

Lately I've enjoyed mispronounced the -ain suffix, as in mountain or fountain, to rhyme with stain.

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Masturbates, a greek physicist.

nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y

i always found his philosophy too self-gratifying

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

Oh my gosh. I have busted ribs and this made me laugh and it hurt me but I didn't care.