“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
https://theonion.com/salvadoran-president-claims-he-lacks-humanity-to-return-wrongly-deported-man/
10 Comments
Archangel1313@lemm.ee · 58 pts · 1y
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 1y
It's easy, if it is called fake news then it's real, if it's called real news then it's fake. Got it?
HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
This isn't even satire, it's just a harsh opinion piece
Xenny@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Bro is the onion just reporting news now?
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 12 pts · 1y
Bro the onion is seriously running out of shit to mock with how ridiculous reality is
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Somebody on here I think got this right. They're making excuses because dude's already dead.
moistclump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”
flightyhobler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The Onion needs to try harder. I remember a time when their headlines were obviously fake. The best they can do now is headlines that are slightly unlikely.
OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
The Onion never misses
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Pretty soon the Onion, like the Daily Show, will become america's most trusted news source.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
It's scary just how real this sounds. Just goes to show how messed up our current reality is.