Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man

https://theonion.com/salvadoran-president-claims-he-lacks-humanity-to-return-wrongly-deported-man/

“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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Archangel1313@lemm.ee · 58 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 1y

It's easy, if it is called fake news then it's real, if it's called real news then it's fake. Got it?

HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y

This isn't even satire, it's just a harsh opinion piece

Xenny@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Bro is the onion just reporting news now?

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 12 pts · 1y

Bro the onion is seriously running out of shit to mock with how ridiculous reality is

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Somebody on here I think got this right. They're making excuses because dude's already dead.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”

flightyhobler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The Onion needs to try harder. I remember a time when their headlines were obviously fake. The best they can do now is headlines that are slightly unlikely.

OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

The Onion never misses

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Pretty soon the Onion, like the Daily Show, will become america's most trusted news source.

Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

It's scary just how real this sounds. Just goes to show how messed up our current reality is.