GET A BIDET BROTHER. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
I CAME HERE TO BLAST ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM
But I almost always poop at work :(
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKE A DIME. THAT'S WHY I SHIT ON COMPANY TIME.
BOSS MAKES A MILLION, I MAKE A BUCK. THAT'S WHY I CRANK IT IN THE COMPANY TRUCK.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN’T HEAR YOU
Forced my ass, get a bidet.
Born to drink, forced to piss 😖💦
8 Comments
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y
GET A BIDET BROTHER. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
swab148@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I CAME HERE TO BLAST ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM
argon@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
But I almost always poop at work :(
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR, I MAKE A DIME. THAT'S WHY I SHIT ON COMPANY TIME.
swab148@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
BOSS MAKES A MILLION, I MAKE A BUCK. THAT'S WHY I CRANK IT IN THE COMPANY TRUCK.
DrCake@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN’T HEAR YOU
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Forced my ass, get a bidet.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Born to drink, forced to piss 😖💦