c/memes · by Gork@lemm.ee · 3yCan't get cancer if you don't have a throat 494 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
foggy@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 3y
I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.
You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 17 pts · 3y
I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."
Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!
rockerface@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y
It's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff
qisope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.
The_Mantis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Fuck cancer, glad she can still chuckle!
outdated_belated@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 3y
Covering edge cases in leetcode be like
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 3y
Life: it has a 100% mortality rate
amio@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Technically correct - the best kind of correct!
sp00nix@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
mca@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 3y
Technically correct.
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
I'm a guy like me!
Lemmylefty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…
Roundcat@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
https://youtu.be/NJOx7HuVqB0?t=26
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 0 pts · 3y
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gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Trichoplax be like 🤷
callyral@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Thankfully I have neither!
Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 0 pts · 3y
I have a mouth and I must screen.
Mack7400@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
What a terrible day to have a throat.
vaseltarp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?