Duck yeah!
I love a surprise duck pic
Damn, that is a nice duck.
Duck tax
Approve.
You may. This duck is in fact nice.
Halt, smile, upvote, back to scrolling
🥰
You may
Lovely
You may indeed :3
Yes, you may.
In fact, I wouldn't mind a second duck.
I have been known to handle up to three ducks at a time.
Message received, we're now shipping and processing three duckloads for your pleasure.
Three duckloads?
Ducking genius!
for sure!
that's one terribly charismatic duck.
It's so... round.
Yes, please do.
That's a nice fuckin' duck right there.
Theres a mallard couple that frequents the pond near me. Ducks sure are something!
Duck 👍
Bonus ducks!
Thanks, kind duck!
Yes
yay!
This, my friend, is a very nice duck
Joke’s on you. This is the top post and you didn’t interrupt me because I haven’t started yet.
There are no nice ducks, ducks are rapists.
Female ducks are rapists?
Are you as stupid as you're trying to sound ironically? I hope for you that the answer is a no.
... if half of ducks are female, and female ducks aren't rapists, then not all ducks are rapists, and therefore some ducks could be nice....
33 Comments
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 1y
Duck yeah!
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
I love a surprise duck pic
ObsidianZed@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Damn, that is a nice duck.
Baguette@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
Duck tax
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 5 pts · 1y
Approve.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
You may. This duck is in fact nice.
TheSealStartedIt@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y
Halt, smile, upvote, back to scrolling
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 6 pts · 1y
🥰
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
You may
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 8 pts · 1y
Lovely
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y
You may indeed :3
haych@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y
Yes, you may.
In fact, I wouldn't mind a second duck.
socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y
I have been known to handle up to three ducks at a time.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Message received, we're now shipping and processing three duckloads for your pleasure.
haych@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Three duckloads?
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ducking genius!
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
for sure!
germtm_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
that's one terribly charismatic duck.
tissek@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
It's so... round.
NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Yes, please do.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y
That's a nice fuckin' duck right there.
Sidhean@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Theres a mallard couple that frequents the pond near me. Ducks sure are something!
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
Duck 👍
uis@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Bonus ducks!
sprite0@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Exusia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Thanks, kind duck!
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yes
RivNexus@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
yay!
needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This, my friend, is a very nice duck
FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Joke’s on you. This is the top post and you didn’t interrupt me because I haven’t started yet.
reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · -6 pts · 1y
There are no nice ducks, ducks are rapists.
masterspace@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Female ducks are rapists?
reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org · -9 pts · 1y
Are you as stupid as you're trying to sound ironically? I hope for you that the answer is a no.
masterspace@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
... if half of ducks are female, and female ducks aren't rapists, then not all ducks are rapists, and therefore some ducks could be nice....