c/dadjokes · by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world · 3yI can melt ice with my eyes Admittedly, it takes some time 94 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
5 Comments
NotGeorge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.
DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 3y
I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
I don't get it :(
Sparkega@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.
The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.