Jesus Loves Come / See Him Today

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SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Hegetsus

DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Oh he can get it alright

misteraygent@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Better than another church billboard I saw. It said "Meet Jesus." I imagine walking through the doors and Charles Bronson puts a gun to your head. "Are you ready to meet Jesus, punk?"

bhj@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 3y

"Jesus Saves" 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

That would be so much more interesting if someone misspelled it on purpose.

danielton@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Towing enforced

ShartyWaffles@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

He may be all about the second coming, but I’m all about the first.