c/noncredibledefense · by PugJesus@kbin.social · 3yCrisis averted! 255 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
Amilo1591@lemmynsfw.com · 38 pts · 3y
By that logic, Russia could launch it's nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself?
It's a good thing global defense strategies aren't made by 10 year olds.
Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y
That's a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though 🤔
Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 25 pts · 3y
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social · 25 pts · 3y
Depending on how you look at it, someone in the country will be accepting nukes, just not officially
Neato@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y
It doesn't matter if you're not the homeowner, we just need someone to sign for this. Please, sir or ma'am, we're on a tight delivery schedule.
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
I can just imagine them running door to door like the world's most stressed out travelling salesman
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 3y
BombOmOm@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y
I approve of this message!
jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 3y
Guys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead 😨
PugJesus@kbin.social · 16 pts · 3y
wololo
magikmw@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
The most sane comment on this post.
Neato@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
That might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Doubtful, when have the Russians ever been so kind to their troops?
aphonefriend@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y
https://media.tenor.com/7HUogy7rXs4AAAAM/feel-me-think-about-it.gif
koorool@feddit.de · 10 pts · 3y
Non-credible. It's Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed).
No remarks about the rest, B+
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y
Hubi@feddit.de · 7 pts · 3y
Most credible indeed
Mysiu666@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
We wanted to retaliate for an unprovoked Ukrainian attack on our farmers, it wasn't our fault that it was a US-owned nuke and Łukasz entered mosc*v coordinates.