c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas · by Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 1yGoldman Sachs announces new ETF offering- - get in now! IPO in three days! 60 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Ah, East India Company, but illegal.
Count me in.
voracitude@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
jbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
The Somali pirates are more honest than most (all?) US oligarchs.
I will speculate that they don't pretend what they do is some sort of metaphysical journey.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
seed funding has already begun, we accept bank wires and Bitcoin. let's get this transaction done.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Can I pay in iTunes gift cards?
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Only in Nigerian itunes gift cards. and you have to pay the storage fee on the gold.
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
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seaturtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
This, but the Singles aren't even dollar bills, but slices of cheese
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
Look at me. I'm the bull market now.