excuse me wtf

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20 Comments

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Well, that's a things that's happening now

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y (5 replies)

THIS IS AFWUL I WANT THE (non addictive, as per the Meditech Insight(TM) study) DRUGS GIMME MY FUCKING STIMS ALREADY WTF

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Shitposting aside, I just discovered that writing "(TM)" is automatically translated by Lemmy to "(TM)", and as far as I know it's not a standard Markdown feature

Tower@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Not on Sync, either.

aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Not on voyager

JackDark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not on the Thunder app. Might be your interface.

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Not on Jerboa either, I guess it's just the web interface

Shiggles@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I guess I wasn’t really feeling fighting boring squids again tonight anyways

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Not played for a while I assume the war is going too well in earth's favour and this is a slow down tactic

GhostlyPixel@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hmmmm, this implies there are times where the war is not going well, sounds like dissidence to me.

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Helldivers are the crown jewel of democracy, the last line of defenSe against tyranny, communism and whatever is not democracy.

A Helldiver is a selfless hero.

Can you really call yourself a Helldiver, if you would rather waste 2.11 pints of [actual pure heroin], costing 2.78 SC (adjusted for inflation) of tax-payer labor, rather than being sympathic to our righteous war effort and saving the Permacure-provided stimulant injector for absolute times of need?

Expect a private message from an administrator of this Lemmy instance within the next 90 to 120 days depending on international policy.

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Side effects include may include but are not limited to

  • Dry mouth
  • Euphoric patriotism
  • Excessive salivation
  • Itchy trigger finger
  • an excess of want to spread managed democracy
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Partially canonical Nature Of Predators lore

monoboy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Stem pistol to the rescue!

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

I'm not even kidding here, but my username is "Stimgun Main"

GhostlyPixel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Med-Kit perk goes feeeeellllsss goooooooooooood

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y

average double-edge sickle user:

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

OUT OF STIMS!!!!

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Looks like im taking medic suit and a backpack

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Oh man guys, it feels so cold in here! So cold I'm sweating, anybody else? Oh man, a stim would probably warm me up inside, anybody got a stim? I feel like I need a stim. SWEET LIBERTY GIVE ME A STIM!