Win.

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7 Comments

Hyperreality@kbin.social · 22 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I get that women don't feel safe rejecting guys openly, but it's pretty sad to realise they're that scared of you.

I mean, you start questioning what you did to scare them. Was it how you looked at them? Was it how you're dressed, the hammer, the way you asked them out, ... ?

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Definitely the hammer. I've had some success with a power drill.

illectrility@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

I always bring a power station and drill when they speak. If I can't hear it, I wasn't rejected.

Works for traffic stops, too.

dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The brownish red stains on the sleeves usually do it for me.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Shows you're a hard worker

Hank@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Polt twist: OP got rejected because of his weight

Kosove@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

Doesn’t matter; had pizza.