Having successfully completed his probationary period, we welcome Lieutenant Jax to the full-time Belleville Police Department roster

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shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 1y (4 replies)

ACAB 💔

elephantium@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

All cats are bastards?

nyan@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 1y

Well, their parents aren't generally married, so, technically . . .

I don’t disagree with you there.

All cats are beautiful ❤️

Hegar@fedia.io · 17 pts · 1y

The cat just absolutely has the face of a narc.

gargolito@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

And immediately give him the rank of Lt? ... I smell a nepo-kitty.

It was a merit-based promotion. Jax was eminently smarter and more competent than the rest of the department.

cops get promoted for cruelty, not intelligence lol

match@pawb.social · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"probationary period" he indiscriminately killed dozens of blackbirds he shouldn't be allowed outside!!

Exactly. Hes absolutely cop material.

excuse me, he absolutely had discrimination when killing those birds.

Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is the kind of cop that accidentally loses the catnip on the way to the evidence locker

So... A cop?

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Saw some other pictures of the cat, and of course the department has a framed thin blue line flag. Because, why not?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I mean, yeah, ACAB. I still love the cat, but the facts don’t change.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think having a cat may be good for police. If caring for animals can rehab the incarcerated and infirm, why not LE?

They call themselves LEOs for a reason. Fuckin' pussy-ass wannabes. Squared, in this case.

Agreed, the cat is awesome. The cat did nothing wrong. I probably didn't need to bring up the flag haha.

Davel23@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y

All cats are bastards.

How is this not Lieutenant Dax?!! They got so close to greatness.

This is blue-washing