Banananananananana

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23 Comments

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Please do not the slugs.

Parasites! Death!

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 1y (3 replies)

how else does one become secretary of health tho

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You have to be a parasite for that, not have a parasite.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

So he's a twofer?

Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat · 3 pts · 1y

Roadkill

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don't what the slugs?

Eat? Fondle? Give words of encouragement?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Fuck. It's always fuck.

Skanky@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...

Banana slug.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y

I hate you so much.

Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y

Did you peel it first?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's not ripe yet. Sure, the green is gone, but the brown spots haven't started to show up yet.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y

Gross! Everyone knows bananananananananas are best when there's still a bit of green.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Their flavour is probably based on the Gros Michel variety of bananas, which was mostly wiped out by a blight in the 1950s. Most bananas these days are the Cavendish variety, which doesn't taste the same.

HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

What about with rice?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are these the ones that produce epic levels of mucus as defense? I saw a video once of a frog try to eat one of those and it eventually gave up after its mouth was so full of mucus it couldn't swallow

Ledericas@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

it was a snake, the slime from the slug clogged the snakes mouth.

sixty@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Mmm now i got rat lungworm 😋

FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

Banana slug mucus makes your tongue go numb, and they aren't half bad when cooked/cleaned properly! (I went to a living history camp as a kid)

samus12345@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Fiat Slug!

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
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OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y

Hrm, but not 1/10? Good to know... 😋

lunasandwich@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

Needs salt

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Sludge Life reference

Bort@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y

Enjoy your rat lungworm :)