Bob Backlund stands behind a table, wearing a white sweatshirt and speedo shorts. He’s busy mashing carrots into a juicer. He smiles at Virgil who is seated next to him. Virgil gazes into Bob’s eyes with a mischievous smirk. There are 40 thousand stray carrots piled on the table in front of them. Okay that’s an exaggeration but there’s 30 or something. It’s too big of a pile of full sized carrots.

3 Comments
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Hello? I need an ambulance please! There's been a terrible accident with a vegetable juicer!
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I counted at least 35 carrots before my brain told me to stop. So I did.
It is too many carrots!
TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Counted 34, but could be very wrong