c/lemmyshitpost · by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1yA test on how online you are 382 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
yesman@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 1y
IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Must have been the wind...
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
We've ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
She probably loves to honky-tonk
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
That's what i said!
Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time
railwhale@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 1y
Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different
Chiarottide@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's on you. I'd rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 1y
I know the snail, but not the Gorilla
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 1y
Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Haven't heard those in a while, is it trending again?
derpgon@programming.dev · 0 pts · 1y
Probably on Reddit
so, no
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 1y
harambe? (may god rest his soul)
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I would punch 2016
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 1y
What is this
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
Look up "immortal snail"
can@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
But the gorilla?
Carmakazi@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Something something "x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed"
I think.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Harambe
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.
As a show of solidarity for the fallen.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
If my dick is out, I've already won.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
So have i
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
Wait! That's no snail! Oh no! It's Shia LeBouf!
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
I am online.
✅ network interface available
✅ ping connectivitycheck.android.com
✅ use a search engine
✅ read https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail
✅ read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_men_versus_a_gorilla
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Your comment looks like a bot and I instinctively downvoted before reading
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
ILaughBecauseFunny@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 1y
All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Soon!
jsomae@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Is this donkey-kong..?