Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she's explaining it with words to help. "okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?" She asks.
"None, you shoot a crowd they're all gonna fly off" the teacher laughs at this answer and responds
"Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think."
Johnny says "Ma'am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn't like it; Which ones the married one?" The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says
"Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing"
Johnny responds, "Well for the sake of accuracy, it's the one who's wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think"
Heidi Romanova on the left. Kaylee Killion on the right. [It was surprisingly difficult to find a last name for Kaylee].
I'd go Heidi, Kaylee, then Emily
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DoggoAlternat@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y
Redhead.
Reminds me of an old joke.
Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she's explaining it with words to help. "okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?" She asks.
"None, you shoot a crowd they're all gonna fly off" the teacher laughs at this answer and responds
"Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think."
Johnny says "Ma'am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn't like it; Which ones the married one?" The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says
"Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing"
Johnny responds, "Well for the sake of accuracy, it's the one who's wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think"
sartapao_khan@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Left, center is close second
stockings_n_summer@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y
Certainly the drop-dead redhead on the left. I quite like her red eyeshadow.
Newton1642@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
She's obvoisly licking with absolute passion.
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
I recognise Emily Bloom in the middle. Annoyingly, I can't pick between the other two and I have no idea who either one is.
Jpcons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Heidi Romanova on the left. Kaylee Killion on the right. [It was surprisingly difficult to find a last name for Kaylee].
I'd go Heidi, Kaylee, then Emily
dk841143@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Emily
quediuspayu@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Redhead
Remina_04@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Left
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
yes
tarn_rep@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
2
bootylover@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
Middle
JJM@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
3,1,2 for me BF says 2,1,3
evil_mal@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
This might be one of the hardest to choose from. They all look incredible... #3 maybe on the top
AzalintheLich@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 315d
2
Suchatool19@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y
Blonde
Ranker_E@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 274d
Jumi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
They all have the same ice cream