c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1yShuwerin 385 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
lowleveldata@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y
Who tf shadowbox in the shower
ccunning@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
TBH it’s the best way to make it competitive since you might slip and crack your skull open
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip · 47 pts · 1y
No
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 1y
Why not? I don't do the shadowboxing part because my shower is tiny, but I definitely think about profound geopolitical issues while scrubbing myself
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
All my good programming happens in the shower and then I forgot half of it once I'm out
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
You need shower/bath crayons
Karl@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
I don't.
I think of invading the entire world and making a peaceful socialist utopia out of it.
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
Geopolitical issues but not specifically industrial society
Plus no one does shadowboxing in the shower I believe
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
And why not industrial society?
Ted K wasn't wrong, he was just an asshole.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 1y
More like 90% showering and 10% seeing how much water we can trap against our bodies to make the loudest sound when we drop it.
MBech@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y
Or how much water we can trap in the foreskin!
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
I can honestly say I've never done that even though I have the required hardware to do so lol
MBech@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 1y
Well now youre gonna wonder every time you shower "How much COULD I trap in there..."
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Probably like a double shots worth? This isn't information I have ever considered important to know....
Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
When you start testing, remember you have to establish a baseline for both a hot and cold shower.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is important information. Keep it on a laminated card in your wallet. You never know when it may come in handy.
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Nah its mostly zoning out, before remembering I'm supposed to be cleansing myself.
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
I don't do any of those things.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
You dont even clean yourself?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I bet you're one of those pervs who also shower naked
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
🤢 disgusting
I always shower with all my clothes on. How am I supposed to clean my clothes otherwise? Make a second bath for my clothes or something? Don’t be stupid.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Gods no. I'm not that crazy.
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Ew, no. Why would you clean yourself in the shower!?
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
I mean, there's definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 1y
I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Shadow boxing is done in front of a mirror.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Mirror in shower duh
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
☝️🤓 that would be reflection boxing, a different visual phenomenon
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yourself in the mirror is referred to as your 'shadow' in this context.
Skymt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I found the resonant frequency of my shower cabin and now all I do in there is hum surprisingly loud.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Not true. I sing loud in my highest vocal range.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
I don't understand how people can be so stupid about basic hygiene.
Seriously, man or woman or whatever you are, wipe/wash your ass properly.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y