Unfortunate series of events

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9 Comments

HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
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ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 3y

Indeed. Moreover, I can piss without shitting if I wish, but to shit without pissing? That is a rare gift.

RTMike@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate

Nfntordr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Always go back out for it.. Always

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
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faintedheart@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

I don't take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?

beebanoo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I have no clue...

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I hate when I think I just have to pee but it turns out I also need to vomit too.

ThiefUserPermissions@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 3y

Really inconvenient to check the lemmy on your phone when doing both of these.

void_hunter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

why am I laughing so hard