Look away, Samwise NSFW

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egrets@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

A loincloth does typically go between the legs, kind of like a traditional diaper. It's not just two flaps.

Inspect for yourself.

sundray@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 1y

It's an untested theory, but I'm willing to bet that it just falls off when you hit 500 years old or so.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What was the damage?? Other than the psychic damage from reading it

pacology@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The books even gloss over it. They talk about the burden of the ring, but it was gollums PP all along.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you saying Gollum wants his cockring back?

DancingBear@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
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MadJockMcMad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

IIRC in the Finnish tv movie we get to see Gollum's starfish