What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
Also breast pumps are a thing, and not as bycicle pumps. There's a breastfeeding kind and a kinky kind. Not sure either one will stimulate breast growth though 😔
Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon
I have other expenses that have to be considered too, and I'm just generally bad at spending money on myself when those exist. But I assure you, I'm working on it
I'm not growing much, but I've recently gotten unclockable's bra buds and I absolutely love them. Took a bit to find a bra they worked well with, but they make a pretty big difference
20 Comments
xkbx@startrek.website · 46 pts · 1y
May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 1y
I read that as "breast pump fairy" and my first thought was "...would that work?"
xkbx@startrek.website · 7 pts · 1y
What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Oh. Wow. That was quite the roller coaster there.
Also breast pumps are a thing, and not as bycicle pumps. There's a breastfeeding kind and a kinky kind. Not sure either one will stimulate breast growth though 😔
xkbx@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
You're fine, I just don't know what to make of that information.
oldfart@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Cishet here, my own A-cups are the best part of getting old and fat
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y
Not to tell you who to be, but "I'm so glad I'm growing boobs" doesn't seem like a very cis male thought to me...
oldfart@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Haha you're right. I never dreamed of this but it's a welcome surprise.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
love mine, i keep them on the wall in the living room.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
oh no your boobs h?
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
I'd love to get some of my own some day
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
!diyhrt
Good place to start
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah, I just need to figure out how to do it in the UK and also save some money...
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
It's not that expensive. Go give those resources a read, you might be surprised
LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
I have other expenses that have to be considered too, and I'm just generally bad at spending money on myself when those exist. But I assure you, I'm working on it
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Good ❤️
Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I'm not growing much, but I've recently gotten unclockable's bra buds and I absolutely love them. Took a bit to find a bra they worked well with, but they make a pretty big difference
ab60753@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
Blue or red footed?