Espresso, allegedly

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E: This thread made consuming this impostor so much more enjoyable. Thank you!

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26 Comments

Encode1307@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Are you suggesting it's not espresso since the stick doesn't stand up on its own?

expatriado@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (1 reply)

still don't know what op is trying to espresso here

HikuNoir@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

I Ihink it's more that you can continue to see the stick well below the submersion point. No espresso I've ever seen is thick enough to make a stirrer stand up, turkish is the thickest ive encountered and it wouldn't be able to, but I wouldn't consider something that looks as weak as this image espresso either. This is what fairly weak coffee looks like.

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

It stands on its own in this one:

You can measure the thickness of the crema:

chrisbit@leminal.space · 16 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Amazing crema.

green_biri@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Holy shit my sides

BrisaLuna@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

And here I thought it's soy sauce.

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 3y (6 replies)

The place I got it from has bags of coffee on the floor and all that. Sells espresso machines. Very performative.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Espresso means "no creamer," right?

Zorque@kbin.social · 16 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Nah, it just means they serve it to you really fast.

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (2 replies)

No no, that's Expresso. Easy to get those mixed up.

melonpunk@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Easy to do because that's how it's pronounced.

burningquestion@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
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avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y

I'm dying. 🤣

PeachMan@lemmy.one · 13 pts · 3y

It's called Expresso when it looks like that

forksandspoons@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

doubt

ronalicious@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

X

not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (6 replies)

I suspect this was made by mixing "espresso syrup" and hot water.

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y (5 replies)

It actually came out of an espresso machine. A large ass, commercial machine. That's why I was so shocked.

mifilmi@lemmy.my.id · 1 pts · 3y (4 replies)

What kind of machine? A good machine will produce a good espresso. Maybe it's a supermarket automatic coffee machine?

avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y (3 replies)

I think it was a 3-head La Cimbali.

mifilmi@lemmy.my.id · 1 pts · 3y (2 replies)

That's a darn good machine. So it must be other factors, maybe the barrista...

CoffeeGrounds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Former barista here, it's definitely the barista.

Though to be fair, the blame is mostly on the shop owner for not emphasizing quality and training the barista well

mifilmi@lemmy.my.id · 1 pts · 3y

Other factors: coarser ground, longer pull, (maybe) unscaled machine...

negativenull@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y

I've never had used motor oil but imagine it would taste similarly.

hannadryad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Yeah they've left the dipper in it too.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 3y

Grind. Just... grind.... at all....