The Great Grey Goose, Hjonk (by nrcgray)

A trusted companion of Artorias the Abysshonker, forever awaiting his return... to find the sword that it stole from him.

The legend of Honktorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale.

"Listen. Oversized cobra chickens, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some fowl ceremony."

The HonkSif ate a lot of those floating humanities that tried to imprison him, they were like peas in water.

HonkSif was also the only thing that terrified Kalameet.