Heath bar pops up on everyone's vision while the geese slowly emerge from the ground in their idle positions before running everywhere at near-light speed.
Treat them like snakes. Grab the neck as close to below the head as possible. In desperation you can subdue two at once. It will be savagely unpleasant. If your grip strength and stamina is enough, you can faint them in a minute or so.
Ideally you grab one at a time with both hands. Even the average human is strong enough to snap the neck in seconds. Grab snap repeat. Just stay focused. Grab snap repeat.
16 Comments
alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
As is chaos
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 11 pts · 1y
Geese will fuck people up.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 8 pts · 1y
Hell hath no fury like an angry goose
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Hit play on flight of the valkyries.
Light cigar.
Cackle ceaselessly.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
*Honk ceaselessly
werty@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Reminds me of this: https://www.them.us/story/youth-activists-live-crickets-disrupt-anti-trans-conference-london-j-k-rowling-lgb-alliance-trans-kids-deserve-better
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
o7
Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Heath bar pops up on everyone's vision while the geese slowly emerge from the ground in their idle positions before running everywhere at near-light speed.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Did the music just change?
curiousaur@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
Treat them like snakes. Grab the neck as close to below the head as possible. In desperation you can subdue two at once. It will be savagely unpleasant. If your grip strength and stamina is enough, you can faint them in a minute or so.
Ideally you grab one at a time with both hands. Even the average human is strong enough to snap the neck in seconds. Grab snap repeat. Just stay focused. Grab snap repeat.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
Id imagine it looks like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/i47fIgCZRJY?kVsG1vHtnrv_nvDK
MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan · 2 pts · 1y
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
It’s full of Newfoundlanders…it always has been
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
MadBob@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
I think this funnyman thinks a gander is a group of geese.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
burns down an ecosystem anyway