Always

I like to carry my potato in other places...

I'm notoriously good at avoiding parties. But if I were at one, I would be the kind of person who would ask to unwrap the foil if I'm told there was a cyst in it.

I'll stick to the good ol' "Get blackout drunk at partys, because you can't overthink the stuff you did if you can't remember anything at all" but this is good too

puts my special hat on

I am a potato wrapped in foil!

Clean towel, foil potato, can't lose?

Always show up to a part with beer. They’re never at full capacity if you’re bringing drinks in

Roofy Ted’s drink then gently place that stupid potato he’s been carrying underneath his scrotum.

Edit: You know you want to touch Ted’s scrotum. Don’t lie