You are not my son.

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5 Comments

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y

Mom, the least toxic From Software fan.

Lilkev@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Kid just needs to git gud

Fredselfish@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

My son has 100% all those games laughed at me when I died on the first boss. He thinks he good, but he can't 100% Maro on the Nintendo.

We didn't have save points either.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Spoiler: if you press him to 100% Mario, he will make it look effortless and destroy the last few flimsy lies with which you comfort yourself. I wouldn't press the issue. Just accept your inevitable fade into elderly obscurity. Possibly speaking from experience.

S_H_K@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

You’re not my son anymore and you don’t deserve to see those beautiful men having passionate intercourse.