Not quite rule but still nice

1 times 69 is probably better than 0 times 69?
Guess there are only 3 digit numbers possible, so 069 would maybe be even a bit lame

That's all I can do, sorry ;⁠-⁠)

Edit: so, let's take this a bit further
Maybe it's a male, symbolised through the phallic '1', watching a couple '69' ?

Ok, this is getting stupid now, better I quit thinking about it...

Edit 2: so, if you take this as prophecy, then you'll either have a very interesting night, or it's just porn as always

Aah, why can't I stop?!