Do they? I've never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy's name. I've heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can't for the life of me remember why... She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything...
I thought that if anyone does, it's their partners. I don't know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don't really discuss dicks much with my friends
35 Comments
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 45 pts · 1y
We do?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 10 pts · 1y
Would you look at that Nagini... That dude has a nameless penis ahahah
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I only read shhhs shshhs hhhs hshshsh.. can anyone translate parcel?
Gustephan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Normally I'd have your back with the translation but I can't understand the cockney accent OP is speaking with
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
Only as a joke, as far as I’m aware
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 37 pts · 1y
Do they? I've never heard anyone give it an actual name, like a guy's name. I've heard different slang terms used, but nobody who calls his cock Beastmaster or Malcolm or whatever.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Jimmy!
fl42v@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Richard, maybe
Nariom@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Beats me.
zeet@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Other way round, surely?
frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y
...And don't call me Shirley
Fabian@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 1y
Am I weired for not doing that? Is that normal?
Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 20 pts · 1y
Am I going too far if I have an SSL certificate for my penis?
KingTootsie@programming.dev · 16 pts · 1y
Everyone always talks about safety in bed, nobody talks about security in bed 😔
LittleLordFauntleroy@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
When I was at basic training one of the Padres told us that we should all have a name for our dicks, otherwise it was a stranger who would be making 90% of the decisions.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Did any of the Padres reveal the names given to their dicks?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Was I supposed to do that?
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 1y
I know they do it sometimes in media but I don't know - nor do I want to know - if it's common at all in real life.
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y
No one I know does this. What a weird thing to do.
hihi24522@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
I did not think that was common practice or even a thing anyone would do at all till I was with a girl who told me she called her pussy “Patricia”
The sex was great and she (the woman not “Patricia” lol) is a wonderful person, but I was, and still am, vaguely unsettled by someone naming their genitals…
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Is this the krusty krab?
"No, this is Patricia!"
Monster96@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I don't want a stranger making most of my decisions.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 9 pts · 1y
Malfeasant@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I did not. But many years ago I had a girlfriend who named mine Roy, as in Orbison. Can't for the life of me remember why... She liked to have long talks with Roy, but he was quite deaf, had to get right up in there to hear anything...
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
That's a thing?
boonhet@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I thought that if anyone does, it's their partners. I don't know of anyone having named their dick, but I also don't really discuss dicks much with my friends
son_of_phil@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
We've been through some rough stuff together. It seems like the least I could do.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I've two of them and I like being able to address them individually
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Mine has no name other than my own.
Opisek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hello Richard
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
'tis not my name
grimdeter@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Hi Tom
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No offense, but if I was to let someone name my special friend, it wouldn't be some random Lemmy user.
megabat@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
Mr. Boopsie?
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Women asked...
beepbooprobot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
William, it's short for Willie