c/theonion · by pbrisgreat@midwest.social · 3yCop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter https://www.theonion.com/cop-plays-dead-to-get-out-of-confronting-school-shooter-1850713571365 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 72 pts · 3y
The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 3y
I did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
Onion is back on the menu, boys!
sweetdude@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y
Gerudo@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 3y
I'm so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.
Slwh47696@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y
Then goes home to beat his wife after
mysoulishome@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Ouch 😂
Cabrio@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
That's what she said.
baggins@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 3y
He's not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y
Here I go again subscribing to both c/theonion and c/nottheonion.
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · 7 pts · 3y
Just about ate this one, too. 🙃 Because of course he did
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
Might as well hire a possum, cheaper and better at the job
KrisND@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y
Can't verify on any other sources and the officers name hasn't been with Scotts Valley PD before.
Looks like a case of fake news imo atm
Deceptichum@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
Fuck even The Onion is publishing fake news now?