Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter

https://www.theonion.com/cop-plays-dead-to-get-out-of-confronting-school-shooter-1850713571

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Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 72 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 3y

I did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
Onion is back on the menu, boys!

sweetdude@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y
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Gerudo@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 3y

I'm so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.

Slwh47696@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Then goes home to beat his wife after

mysoulishome@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ouch 😂

Cabrio@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

That's what she said.

baggins@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 3y

He's not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.

Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y

Here I go again subscribing to both c/theonion and c/nottheonion.

jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · 7 pts · 3y

Just about ate this one, too. 🙃 Because of course he did

Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y

Might as well hire a possum, cheaper and better at the job

KrisND@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Can't verify on any other sources and the officers name hasn't been with Scotts Valley PD before.

Looks like a case of fake news imo atm

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Fuck even The Onion is publishing fake news now?