Zero Sugar

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11 Comments

Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y (7 replies)

… & TESTOSTERONE

Surely they know their market demographics better than that.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Will there be an Edition with added E instead of T?

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

I gotta get that!

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Their market demographic is depressed people going to work at six in the morning. That's everyone.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I notice you're out of the loop. The market demographics they're referring to are trans women. It's a bit of a meme that trans women like monster zero ultra, and trans women want estrogen not testosterone. Hope that helps.

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

My apologies, I work retail and I sell a lot of Monster. In my experience, I mostly see older men buying them. Although it seems to be getting more popular with young women. I actually have a trans sister and she doesn't drink Monster. I gotta ask her to fill me in on these memes. Lemmy is the only social media I use so I feel like a boomer sometimes. Thanks!

gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

dr_robotBones@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y

Protein? Are people expected to eat this too?

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Will it make my five inch dick bigger?

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It will make your dick 1.27E-10 GIGAmeters long, which is HUGE in ATOMIC levels, and you know how POWERFUL atoms can be