Trump will only be interested in cancer if there is golden cancer.

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theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Inshallah cancer will become interested in him in the near future

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

people like this reap all their rewards here. if the best that "here" has to offer is a golden toilet and a plastic wife, i'd prefer to invest in "there" instead.

theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

In mean I simply give a shit about other people. No middleman or delayed rewards necessary.

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

here's the secret: that's the "there". people like you don't need to pass a test to show they're good people. but there are people in the world who will tell you they'd kill you if god didn't make a rule against it, too.

EON_GuG@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

Let's give cancer its own periodic table.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

We shall call it "the golden shower!"

eksyt@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Cancer aureus