c/lemmyshitpost · by Goku@sh.itjust.works · 1yPlease advise 788 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 71 pts · 1y
Send me your knife?
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
New slogan for toilets: I'm strapped. Are you?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y
Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
Good thing you kept it!
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
That's awesome. Why don't all business use these? ...not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I'm gonna start using those at events
Deepus@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Oh I didn't think of that
Wilco@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Bro you have no idea how many people fuck that up. Like they don’t know how to use a fucking zipper and when they send it back, their shit spills all over.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Some of them are doing it on purpose.
Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.
I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.
StaticFalconar@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
Dont kink shame
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Need address
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
An actual shitpost!
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
If you are sitting, send me your shit.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
Semd me your poops. The good ones.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
A romantic. I love it.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Send me a nude, ez one
match@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
sip
tauren@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Send me your butterflies.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Dude. It's the new winamp skin. Get with it.
derzeppo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Pretty sure it’s iOS 3 or earlier