Man I want to reincarnate as a cicada. Born, sleep for like 13 years, wake up, shake my ass to indicate I want sex, and then die two days later by becoming some bird's dinner. All this 401(k), healthcare, legal systems, and what not is some bullshit.
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IHeartBadCode@kbin.social · 25 pts · 3y
Man I want to reincarnate as a cicada. Born, sleep for like 13 years, wake up, shake my ass to indicate I want sex, and then die two days later by becoming some bird's dinner. All this 401(k), healthcare, legal systems, and what not is some bullshit.
hstde@feddit.de · 20 pts · 3y
You are the cicada, you are dreaming. It's time to wake up and shake that ass.
grue@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
Nah, that's a brand-new soul on their first go 'round.
The ones who come in screaming and crying are the reincarnated ones!
EricHill78@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
If I didn't have my wife or son I would love to give it a go again but not in current times. I'd rather do it again in the 80s and 90s.
nyakojiru@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y
Poverty . Felt again in a poor family with a 99% chance
KTVX94@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 3y
New game +