No wonder they were so angry all the time
family guy did a cutaway of that
What if two T-rexes worked together?
That’s how baby T-rexes are born
That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.
It could grip it by the husk!
Cumconut?
I remember that Reddit thread...
jacking it with a bro!
...a 69 i guess
Did T-Rex have a cloaca?
Do you need to use your arms to masturbate?
Might as well ask if a chicken could.
the real question is whether they had penises in the first place, not even hank green knows
I'm not sure if it is called masturbation or not, but I have unfortunately seen several mammals ejaculate without any physical stimuli. I'm not sure if other animal groups do this.
T-Rex's heart gives out trying to masturbate
No problem as long as the schlong is long enough.
Would be be able to do it with his feet and/or thighs while laying on his side?
"life, uh, finds a way"
19 Comments
graycube@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
No wonder they were so angry all the time
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
family guy did a cutaway of that
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
What if two T-rexes worked together?
dutchkimble@lemy.lol · 9 pts · 1y
That’s how baby T-rexes are born
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
It could grip it by the husk!
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Cumconut?
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I remember that Reddit thread...
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
jacking it with a bro!
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
...a 69 i guess
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Did T-Rex have a cloaca?
baduhai@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Do you need to use your arms to masturbate?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Might as well ask if a chicken could.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
the real question is whether they had penises in the first place, not even hank green knows
Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I'm not sure if it is called masturbation or not, but I have unfortunately seen several mammals ejaculate without any physical stimuli. I'm not sure if other animal groups do this.
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
T-Rex's heart gives out trying to masturbate
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
No problem as long as the schlong is long enough.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
Would be be able to do it with his feet and/or thighs while laying on his side?
Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
"life, uh, finds a way"