The President of Super Earth has been killed in action by the Illuminate during the siege of Prosperity City. The President died heroically, defending the Presidential Security bunker with only a pistol against waves of Illuminate foes.
Presidential authority has been placed in the Minister of Defense.
6 Comments
CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
I heard a cowardly squid picked up a liberator penetrator and shot him 16 times from behind! I demand our mighty military take control, and seek revenge
GhostlyPixel@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I'm grateful that the Minister of Defense was there to accept presidential authority
InfiniteHench@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
What the heckin. Is this canon from AH?
tiberius@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
The squids killing our president, while protecting the values of Managed Democracy, is canon.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Oh my liberty!
TheMadIrishman@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
My jaw actually dropped when I logged in today and saw this. We must avenge him by killing every last voteless bastard on Super Earth soil!