There's so many great things about this: the text, the fact that the snapping also has a hard hat on, and the arrow that indicates which way you're supposed to look.
The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.
Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.
Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.
Source: it wasn't a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total
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CheeseBread@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 3y
There's so many great things about this: the text, the fact that the snapping also has a hard hat on, and the arrow that indicates which way you're supposed to look.
bauhaus@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y
yet it doesn’t explain how to get the helmet onto the turtle...
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 3y
Or not to hold it with your fingers well within snapping distance 😄
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
The turtle isn’t allowed on the worksite without certification on donning procedures and a fit test within the past year. Supervisor must examine all documents and seals carefully before entry as, again, the turtle cannot be trusted.
Hatching with a shell is no excuse for neglect of PPE. Disregard for worksite safety guidelines fosters a cult of toxic masculinity that leads to workplace injury.
nomecks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
No high vis though
Jelly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 3y
Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.
justastranger@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Also watch out for piss
Source: it wasn't a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total
MechanicalJester@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
Dang that was my immediate reaction too!
Ever tried moving an alligator snapper? It's quite the adrenaline pump...
Skyrkazm@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
His hands are way too close to the turtles head. They can REACH.
dan1101@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
Turtle seems alright he's coming over for dinner tonight.
turtlepower@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
simple@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y
This sounds like an SCP entry
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Where's his industry standard turtlin gloves OSHA? I call bullshit this is obvious plant isn't it
SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Is this real? I so dearly want this to be real.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
It’s at least plausible. Have you seen the shitpost chops of the US Consumer Product Safety Commission?