I shall fight Secretary of Education Linda E. McMahon in a televised cage match, the winner of which gets $2.7 billion in federal grants and the power to uphold or destroy America’s continued technological and economic success. Secretary, I hope you brought your mouth guard.
Come At Me, Bro | Opinion | The Harvard Crimson
https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2025/5/27/sperling-milner-linda-mcmahon-harvard-wwe/
6 Comments
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 1y
Now we talking.
Each of you are allowed to name one champion to stop the ringer effect.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
By god! Its the ghost of Richard Nixon off the top rope!
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oh no, J.R.! Is that…are those puppies?! Actually literal puppies! Aaah! It’s Kristi Noem from somewhere in the crowd?!
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
AROOOOO!!!!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Violence is the only answer they'll listen to.
aegis_sum@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y
Great piece, my only disagreement is that I think Harvard should pay 15x more in taxes.