People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that's totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?
Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?
That won't work, even if you're able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured
Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful
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Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y
Luccus@feddit.org · 18 pts · 1y
People keep telling me that the drainage holes on planters are not there to drain me, but the soil. But that's totally nonsensical. I mean, if the soil needs to be drained, why water it in the first place?
Anyway, how does one get their dick unstuck from a particularly sexy terracotta planter?
Lembot_0002@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y
Where I am from, they're for bats
I'm personally trying to create some weird sexually transmitted covid thingy to wipe out the rest of the anti-vax idiots and conservatives in general
ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That won't work, even if you're able to make some super strong megabug, the anti-vaxxers will just put a drop of essential oil under the tongue and inject a gallon of bull urine into their veins, and be instantly cured
Their knowledge of natural medicine is simply too advanced and powerful
Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Damn birds taking away all our fun
zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
That's the internet I love: educational.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
I mean I guess they can also be used for birds. Just maybe not at the same time.
tauren@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Are you saying these are drone charging stations?
ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No they charge on the power lines, the sex houses are so they can protect their electronics from the rain
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
TIL: Birds have really girthy dicks for their body size.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sometimes they're corkscrew-shaped.
HakunaHafada@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
The dude's avatar is killing me.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
if they are for birds, how are they supposed to put their meat in the hole when all they've got is a roast beef sammy?
loomy@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 1y