And it came to pass that it was morming time

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0x01@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

Joseph was obsessed with cum names, tea and cum? Such a yucky little man.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

God: "It's mormin' time!!!"

Lamanites become black as flint.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Mormon and Moroni were probably so jacked from lugging 180 pounds of gold across en entire continent just so they could find the nicest rock to bury it under.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y

ugh. thats not what happened. After making the exclamation all the the power mormons mormed into their battle forms before they called their zords.