Fried

I'm not in love with the shape of you, egg.

I just want you to know that I sent this to my sister, who still inexplicably finds him attractive, and it was the best ammunition for me so thanks for that

Thank you, this will haunt me in my dreams and during breakfast.

Where is ass shearan?!

How are you going to play that guitar Egg? You're a fucking egg. Did your inside get scrambled? You ain't got no bloody arms man!