Probably right. They figure yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don't get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.
I am happy that in the interest of their health, meat workers have replaced their smoke breaks with fart breaks. While not exactly the compromise the union wanted, it does give the worker a small mental break and the deli company does have to source less sulfur
22 Comments
sirico@feddit.uk · 58 pts · 1y
It's called decomposition
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
Your face is called decomposition
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
br00tal
sirico@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 1y
No it's not it's called "I have a boyfriend"
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Poor guy.
LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 1y
Ham has natural sulfur in the meat and sulfites are often added to packaged deli meat as a preservative. That'd be my guess why.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y
Probably right. They figure yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don't get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y
It's true that capitalism has taken so much from us, but at least it's given us smart phones and fart ham.
kautau@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I am happy that in the interest of their health, meat workers have replaced their smoke breaks with fart breaks. While not exactly the compromise the union wanted, it does give the worker a small mental break and the deli company does have to source less sulfur
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
where in london is fartham located?
rem26_art@fedia.io · 31 pts · 1y
now thats a job I'm qualified to do
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 16 pts · 1y
are you ready for a little bit controversy?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
It feels so empty
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
without you.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
This smells like a job for me
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Mom's spaghetti
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham
JordanZ@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 13 pts · 1y
I'll never tell.
kubica@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
It's just the fartmoshpere in the packaging fartory.
loomy@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 1y
funkajunk@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Me
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
i think it's the pigs, before they died. Posthumous Flatulence.
B_DL@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 1y
Same with bags of chips