c/lemmyshitpost · by bees@sh.itjust.works · 1yI always hope for a horsey 666 points · 39 comments · view on lemmy.world
39 Comments
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
SARGE@startrek.website · 16 pts · 1y
CreatingMachines@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 1y
did it make you feel a little green?
SARGE@startrek.website · 0 pts · 1y
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
there's nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 45 pts · 1y
I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
not of you really them to the other side,il There's a drag show and they become queens
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Pawns aren't pieces :)
Furbag@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It's 2025. Pawn equality NOW!
Sunrosa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
pawns are strongest piece :)
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
gon@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
I read this as "cheese" instead of "chess" and was really confused for a sec...
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 9 pts · 1y
I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese, you eat cheese 🤤
gon@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
OK, no, because I'm a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 25 pts · 1y
!anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
gnufuu@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 1y
Holy hell!
taiyang@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it's hard to beat the whales.
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y
If horsey isn't the best piece then why is it my favorite?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
rolls dice
Moves horse 7 places
"Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200."
Is chess even a real game?!
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe · 9 pts · 1y
I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.
Hupf@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y
https://xkcd.com/1287/
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
The pawns are so cute
Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.
exasperation@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.
cuerdo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Football is like chess, except for the dice
pixelkitty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Chess 🤝 Monopoly
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Me when I'm playing Really Bad Chess
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 1y
King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1
While in play it is functionally useless, but if its loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.
"Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?"
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I slam a Royal Flush against the table.
Checkmate, plebs!
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
I'd play the shit out of a chess version of balatro.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
There’s a couple out there but I’ve never tried them to confirm if their good.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
How would i go about searching for them?
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Now that’s a wizards chess.