How Riker sleeps at night

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spex@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fantasy Girls: Don't Need 'Em?

Someone forgot about the time that an alien read Riker's mind to provide him with his perfect woman.

Did it pick Troi, his life-long love interest?

No, because what he wanted was Minuet, a Fantasy Girl created for him on the Holodeck.

I don't doubt the rest of it, but Riker is very clearly into Fantasy Girls

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Minuet was a fake person created specifically for him to hit every single one of his check boxes and desireable traits. After a few years he probably still had an innate desire for her because she was absolutely unattainable... because Riker has rarely encountered a women that was unattainable.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Oh man that's exactly it. Geordi may as well have asked the computer to generate a woman to defeat commander Riker.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Hotel: Trivago

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Now serving Feranginar.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

With less fake AF teeth

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y

Trom: boned.

negativenull@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

He doesn't even take off his uniform

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Totally understandable. Even in the sheets, he's number one.

Coldcell@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Favourite position: the reverse chair

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Are we still talking exclusively about Riker?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

second favorite position: the rusty trombone

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

don't forget the Alaskan Pipeline.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Something's about to happen

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

no saxophone? hmmm

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

He’s a trombonist, you philistine.

termaxima@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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