The apostrophe will. Up is its natural habitat. Transplanting it elsewhere may cause a significant amount of distress. Worst case scenario, it might even turn into a comma!
Apostrophes are a finite resource. We need to use them appropriately.
Next we'll deal with the American Meta-comma, quickly replacing the colon, semi-colon, and period. Watch out for the elusive trailing delimiter comma, previously found delimiting a sub-clause but so extinct as to be completely absent on-line.
12 Comments
Flamekebab@piefed.social · 65 pts · 1y
Put the apostrophe down and no one gets hurt.
lath@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The apostrophe will. Up is its natural habitat. Transplanting it elsewhere may cause a significant amount of distress. Worst case scenario, it might even turn into a comma!
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Apostrophes are a finite resource. We need to use them appropriately.
Next we'll deal with the American Meta-comma, quickly replacing the colon, semi-colon, and period. Watch out for the elusive trailing delimiter comma, previously found delimiting a sub-clause but so extinct as to be completely absent on-line.
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Pan's what?
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Exual
rockerface@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Flute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Labyrinth, of course. They just really like eye contact while they get a handjob.
stinky@redlemmy.com · 8 pts · 1y
the plural of pan is pans.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Op reading your comment:
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
What does finsexual mean?
It means that they are attracted to F1nn5ter
No it doesn’t
Stop it! You’re making them horny!
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
If they're French, it means they're attracted to bread.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You like this, don't you? Perv.