Single person clapping Rule

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10 Comments

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Kinda burying the lead here, is someone going to explain how a couch claps?

flandish@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

have you SEEN the ass on that couch? it’s made for clapping.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

JD gave it the clap, duh.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y

It's probably him. Can't see his hands can we

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 1y

i hope they were slow sarcastic claps

Ekybio@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Thats the clapping cheeks of the only sane visitor hurridly leaving the event, as he has been spotted by Vance and judged "polstered enough"

BlahajByte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
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DocKarate@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

How do they know the clapper is single?

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

whos dis guy

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y

The US vice president. He was picked specifically because he's a charisma black hole that nobody really likes. Trump prefers weaklings who know their place.

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Beat Jeb.

But it may be more pathetic.