Found the best weapon in the game!

Could this be a bug or some Larian silliness?

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DireLlama@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Best of all, it's a light weapon, so you can dual-wield salamis!

DireLlama@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y

Proof:

superkret@feddit.de · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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DireLlama@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

Your wife is a person of taste and refinement!

Also, obvious joke about your wife and two wieners etc.

hh93@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 3y (4 replies)

I'd say it's pretty much impossible that something like this happens as result of a bug

Anafroj@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Actually, for once, it's a quite good implementation of the 5e ruleset. :)

In the Player Handbook (p.147) :

Improvised Weapons

Sometimes characters donโ€™t have their weapons and have to attack with whatever is at hand. An improvised weapon includes any object you can wield in one or two hands, such as broken glass, a table leg, a frying pan, a wagon wheel, or a dead goblin.

Often, an improvised weapon is similar to an actual weapon and can be treated as such. For example, a table leg is akin to a club. At the DMโ€™s option, a character proficient with a weapon can use a similar object as if it were that weapon and use his or her proficiency bonus.

An object that bears no resemblance to a weapon deals 1d4 damage (the DM assigns a damage type appropriate to the object). If a character uses a ranged weapon to make a melee attack, or throws a melee weapon that does not have the thrown property, it also deals 1d4 damage. An improvised thrown weapon has a normal range of 20 feet and a long range of 60 feet.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Improvised Weapon is also an ability in the game you can use at any time. If you're strong enough, you can even use gnomes and goblins as weapons! I killed a skeleton by throwing a rat at it in one of the later dungeons.

My monk is just Jackie Channing his way through combat. Punching, kicking, throwing chairs, swinging tables... I walk into a room and I look at every object in it and devise a way to utilize everything in battle. It's awesome. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Shush@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y

Damn, that sounds really fun! I should definitely make a monk next.

diegooooooo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Yeah, probably. Sometimes this kind of thing happens in other games, they classify a prop or item as a weapon. But this seems legit. Funny though.

sneezycat@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 3y

The description does say it's hard enough to smack someone...

meowgan@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 3y

They introduced this feature in one of the early access updates and made a joke about it in the patch notes or something like that

Zoldyck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Obviously not a bug.

enjoytemple@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

Yeah if anything that's pork.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I found 9ut you could use salami as a weapon when I was doing super little damage in a fight. IDK how they got equipped, but I immediately went and started a new game as a monk specifically to throw boxes and beat people up with deli meats.

DiploRaucous@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'd also recommend druid since you can cast shillelagh on the salami XD

Nepenthe@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Not who you were replying to, but I am already a druid and I'm very grateful for this kind of information.

My current staff has a chance to tangle enemies. But this one is a salami. Mine does more damage though. But it's a salami.

Czombolero@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

This must work so well with the sneak attack animation :D

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y

Just don't let a rogue get all stealthy with it.

They like to play hide the salami.

Hello_there@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

I saw a YouTube thumbnail that had bg3 and a pic of this salami. Now I know why.

tabris@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y

Gonna get the game when it comes out on PS5, and I'm so gonna be a deli monk ๐Ÿ˜

RufusLoacker@feddit.it · 4 pts · 3y

So that's why salami shows up if I filter for "equipment" in the inventory!

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

They are the best weapons! Watch this video for proof :) (Not my video, algorithm showed it to me, perhaps I'm searching a lot of BG3....) https://youtu.be/Nmal1GmyiKA

ReadyUser31@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Larian always include shit like this!

Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Okay, so I haven't played D&D since second addition, so maybe things have changed. But is that salami more lethal than a short sword?