Why yes, I do follow only the most credible of military experts. How could you tell?

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MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Any person who uses the word, "sheeple" unironically is 100% guaranteed to be a fucking idiot.

SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What about people who say James Bond is real? What's your diagnosis?

MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

dojan@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (6 replies)

Ezekiel 23:20 Hocus Pocus Willy Wonka

SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Chan Wang 20:30 Half-price Chinese buffet

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Austin 3:16

Bigger! Badder! Better!

L is Real 2401

Andonno@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Ez 23:20

Ah, yes. The Donkey Dick verse, definitely one of the better verses.

dojan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

And horse spunk. Or is it horse cock and donkey gush?

Also why does it specify both? Like, is there a difference, beyond the very slight genetic ones?

Religious people are into some kinky shit.

Andonno@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

And horse spunk. Or is it horse cock and donkey gush?

D-R Vers: ...whose members were as the members of asses, and whose emission was as the emission of horses.

Like, is there a difference, beyond the very slight genetic ones?

Unless furry porn has lied to me, donkeys have bigger dicks, but horses cum more.

dojan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Nice!

Chickenstalker@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Ayylmao