I think you're a fuckin' degenerate with the vocabulary of a horny teenager. Get your mind outta the gutter and stop embarrassin' yourself, you pathetic sack of shit. Nobody wants to hear your lame-ass attempts at bein' sexy. It's fuckin' cringe. Now shut the hell up before I lose what little respect I had left for you, which was already hoverin' around zero. Jesus Christ, have some goddamn dignity.
11 Comments
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Makes me think of “Throw Some Ass” by Sofi Tukker.
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
My mom.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
And how does acknowledging the fact to the public like that make you feel?
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 1y
horny.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Anything else?
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
hungry maybe?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Do you have any strong opinions on cooking utensils such as wooden spoons?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
TO THE WINDOOOOOW
TO THE WALL!
GovCCC@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 1y
I think you're a fuckin' degenerate with the vocabulary of a horny teenager. Get your mind outta the gutter and stop embarrassin' yourself, you pathetic sack of shit. Nobody wants to hear your lame-ass attempts at bein' sexy. It's fuckin' cringe. Now shut the hell up before I lose what little respect I had left for you, which was already hoverin' around zero. Jesus Christ, have some goddamn dignity.
kokesh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
And some ravioli
GovCCC@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 347d
Indeed