i'll tell you how to make a duck pay.. you kidnap his little duck wife, and send him an envelope with a feather or two.. those ducks learn how to pay real quick.. they're on the horn to Western Union lickety split.. they all got a little duck aunt in Des Moines..
I drunkenly bought this book one night years ago. It was a surprise when I picked up from the post office, and I thought to myself, "Hey, a book on duck revenge!" I was sorely disappointed. Pretty sure it's still on my bookshelf.
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theodewere@kbin.social · 19 pts · 3y
i'll tell you how to make a duck pay.. you kidnap his little duck wife, and send him an envelope with a feather or two.. those ducks learn how to pay real quick.. they're on the horn to Western Union lickety split.. they all got a little duck aunt in Des Moines..
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
I’m “down” to help. 🦆
theodewere@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
yeah we'll get those filthy mallards
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y
I've read your comment in Ma Beagle's voice
theodewere@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
sweet.. i think i was imagining Fat Tony, but yours if funnier..
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 3y
I drunkenly bought this book one night years ago. It was a surprise when I picked up from the post office, and I thought to myself, "Hey, a book on duck revenge!" I was sorely disappointed. Pretty sure it's still on my bookshelf.
dancingsnail@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Not a single chapter covering Scrooge McDuck's money bin, smh. The author is clearly either ignorant or not serious about duck revenge.
elscallr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
That's because it's geese and swans that are the war criminals. Ducks are little adorable, innocent, waddling, grape munchers.
papalonian@kbin.social · 9 pts · 3y
Don't ask a mother duck how she got pregnant and this illusion will stay intact
LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
...got any grapes?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I enjoy this interpretation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtHWnB-7k0
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rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Ducks are above the laws of gods. We have no recourse.