You can go to the mountains and simply take a marmot. You can take as many marmots as you can carry. They're just laying there in the sun, no one will stop you. Take a marmot.
You know, this truth has been right there in front me my whole life, but I can truly say I never realized it until your comment. Why don't I just go take a marmot!? Why isn't everyone!?
This is the most efficient vehicle I have ever seen operate and I have a 2023 Ford Anything Quad Cab that us off 15 hours a day, but still blows TONS of pollution into the atmosphere.
(I am sorry, this one got out there. I thought it was a funny retort.)
I am just disappointed that the marmot was towelled dry, rather than blow-dried for unbelievable floofiness. Otherwise, perfection - top rodent hygiene, right there.
15 Comments
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y
foiledAgain@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Coitus?
theodewere@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
that animal could teach The Dude how to chill
jayemar@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y
If never seen a more bath-friendly creature. Seemed suspicious of the situation, but was fully compliant.
Melkath@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
I see a seasoned suspicious bath administrator.
Zenaida_macroura@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 3y
This is a very important video.
Sammy@geddit.social · 1 pts · 3y
Vital, one might say
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
How do I get myself a marmot?
theragu40@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You can go to the mountains and simply take a marmot. You can take as many marmots as you can carry. They're just laying there in the sun, no one will stop you. Take a marmot.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
You know, this truth has been right there in front me my whole life, but I can truly say I never realized it until your comment. Why don't I just go take a marmot!? Why isn't everyone!?
Melkath@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Same way you get yourself a capybara.
coffeeguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
I'm disappointed to only now discover this content exists and has been absent from my life so far.
PeleSpirit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
BrainisfineIthink@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y
This is the most relaxed creature I've ever seen and I have an American bulldog that regularly sleeps 15 hours a day and farts in his sleep.
Melkath@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
This is the most efficient vehicle I have ever seen operate and I have a 2023 Ford Anything Quad Cab that us off 15 hours a day, but still blows TONS of pollution into the atmosphere.
(I am sorry, this one got out there. I thought it was a funny retort.)
BrainisfineIthink@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
Your bar for funny is low enough to step over by accident.
addie@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y
I am just disappointed that the marmot was towelled dry, rather than blow-dried for unbelievable floofiness. Otherwise, perfection - top rodent hygiene, right there.