When asked for comment on the new device, US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth simply responded: “1345: ‘Trigger Based’ F-18 1st Strike Window Starts (Target Terrorist is @ his Known Location so SHOULD BE ON TIME – also, Strike Drones Launch (MQ-9s).”
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HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 15 pts · 1y
Hackers are gonna have a blast with these.
DaGeek247@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y
Goddammit I ate the onion.
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
You can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Do we have a sad drama mask to equal out that picture of Trump?
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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
Shit, now I have to buy it.
Placebonickname@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
“Don’t add me man, I don’t get roped into the next investigation, man”- Trump’s entire staff this morning.
D_C@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
The article is good, but the picture of the obese orange fuckbasket is fantastic.